RIP Nelson Mandela
"Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies."
Those people who are like constantly trying to make you feel bad for stuff and manipulate you
Just fucking pipe down will you
Locker room selfies inspired by puffer fish
NO FUCK OFF I DON’T WANT TO FEEL SAD TONIGHT
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.
Look at THAT FACE
You’re about to get a SHIT LOAD of Robert Sheehan gifs on your dash.